Hank and I went to petco just now. We were walking through the parking lot when this guy got out of his car (about 100 feet away), put his arms in the air, and screamed, “I LOVE YOUR DOG!”. Cool it, bro.
Hank is a corgi. His birthday is July 21, making him a cancer (on the cusp of leo). His favorite things to steal are earplugs, underwear, and water bottles.